Boo’s Super Sweet 16
So between finding a grand marshall for your parade and putting the final touches on the ice sculpture for your sweet 16 celebration I barely had time to give a birthday shout out.30 SLAMMIN’ things ’bout ma tender roni:1. She don’t half step - girl is all or nothing.2. She used to be allergic to the cold.3. Girl got a boombox voice. When I dial her up my ear’s like a foot from the receiver.4. Valedictorian at BYU. Crazy smarts.5. She takes up over half the bed even tho shorty’s half my size.6. She eats cake for breakfast.7. She lettered in drill team. Wack.8. Homegirl got puff the magic dragon breath in the morning. For reals…it’s bootylicious.9. She loves to hang at the crib - a true home body.10. Jr. Miss Moses Lake so I guess she’s royalty. Well, she axe like it.11. Won-tons. Gettin’ all Asian on me.12. She was on math squad in middle school. That’s thuggin’.13. Quote (not kidding): “I would make a good rich person.” She used to get sick with “greed” as a kid.14. If napping were a job she would be Jamaican cuz she’d have like 5 of them. Lawd have mers-ay.15. She is a freakshow driver. We’re talkin’ stereotypical Asian, but not like the ones on Better Off Dead.16. She will NEVA lose an argument. Girl’s like Perry Mason or Johnny Cochran.17. Her t-ball team picture hanging at the Moses Lake Arby’s.18. Her perm in grade school.19. She has no arm strenff. I’d rather have Carson help me lift things.20. Girl will help anyone out when they need it. Anyone.21. She spent her 21st birthday in the nurses station at a Neil Diamond concert and the ER after girlfriend got her head slammed in the car door.22. And, she got smacked in the head by a racquetball while watching a match from the 2nd floor. Not to mention during countless other sports.23. So basically, she has a big head. No, not like she’s thinkin’ she’s all fly. No, that girl’s dome is huge. It’s like death star with tractor beam huge. That’s why it’s always getting hit.24. You cannot keep a secret from her.25. That boo is nosy. Always up in my grill. Just mind your own, son.26. She hates animals as much as I do. Don’t worry, I’m only talkin’ ’bout having pets. I’m not gonna thug your dog or anything.27. She’s kind to everyone. Much love.28. She loves the Lord.29. Oh, and shorty love her some birthday.30. She LOVES her children and her husband.HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO. I LOVE YOU.
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